Jokes and Fun Page

The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes.  And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Gardening requires a lot of water - most of it in the form of perspiration.